1 hour 29 minutes. Well, then why did we tell you to plan to be here for 2 hours?? Guess you’ll just have to wait and see…

Chris Farley. RIP to our favorite “fat guy in a little coat.” You can check out some of that original audio here.

2001. Hey millennials, how’s your back these days?

6 feet, 4 inches. No wonder that cartoon has such a big ego.

False. But it could be true. Maybe it is true. You don’t know.

Janeane Garofalo. She actually ended up voicing the Big Bad Wolf. Jkjk. Love you, Janeane <3

Sieber played the role on his knees. Theatre actors deserve more money, my goodness.

8 feet tall. You think they animated him exactly twice Farquaad’s height just to piss him off? Oops.

100+. How? No seriously, how?? Animators are amazing.

False. But they didn’t see each other while recording. In fact, none of the actors saw each other while recording their individual parts. Does this make anyone else a little sad? Just us? Cool cool.

Four and a half. That’s like 6 babies worth of months.

Best Animated Feature. Conspiracy Theory: they created the category just for this magical film.

Move over Dragon because Shrek can breathe fire! That’s so fire.

Canada. Hard to imagine our big, green leading man was almost a Canuck!

False! Just kidding, it’s True. Can you imagine if we made something like that up just to trick you? What a Farquaad move…

True. Oh god, the horror. Imagine how many TikTok videos wouldn’t not have been born without that iconic outhouse door kick.